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You are now under my dominion, minions.
Elmo can see your soul.


Just an FYI. I'm Jacob.
The first rule of my blog is talk about my blog, the second rule is TALK ABOUT MY BLOG

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

britishprostitute:

"Tell me about yourself."

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userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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kevinguillermo:

when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”

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moto-vet:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O

simsgonewrong:

What is wrong with that toddler? WAIT THEYRE IN A BAR! THEY HAVE A DRINK! 

simsgonewrong:

What is wrong with that toddler? WAIT THEYRE IN A BAR! THEY HAVE A DRINK! 

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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sniffing:

how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly

sniffing:

how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

sterlingsea:

I get really mad about boobs because they’re just these things that hang off some of our chests and they feed babies for a while. like that’s it. they should not be a bigger deal than that.

and I’m constantly seeing shit like

"boobs are inherently sexual"

"breastfeeding in…

getmehighandlickmyclit:

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

Reblogging for the second comment.

sugarbombpussy:

"So, tell us a little about yourself."

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