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You are now under my dominion, minions.
Elmo can see your soul.


Just an FYI. I'm Jacob.
The first rule of my blog is talk about my blog, the second rule is TALK ABOUT MY BLOG

#2. PUBERTY. OMFG. YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME.

Do people in other countries really kiss like that???

shialabae:

brownglucose:

imsoshive:

She on beat like a muhhfucka

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shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

FUCK ME UP MARY BETH

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brigwife:

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

when they are all gathered into the gym and lectured by tina fey

rubyetc:

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

sexhaver:

a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base

the-spooky-alchemist:

"assigning genders to babies is wrong"

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ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real